Now, just what is that little secret you have to tell me? Huh? Come on. You can tell your very best friend. We've always shared everything with each other, remember? Now, whatever it is, I know that we can handle it together just fine. I'm sure there's nothing at all to worry about, no real problem, and you're worrying over nothing. So just confess! What... what did you say??! Nah... I don't believe you. That's such a funny joke. Ha ha! You can't be serious. No one really has THAT problem. There's just no way. That's just a myth...... oh, my!! Yours really is TINY!!! Oh, dear. You poor thi...

Now, just what is that little secret you have to tell me? Huh? Come on. You can tell your very best friend. We've always shared everything with each other, remember? Now, whatever it is, I know that we can handle it together just fine. I'm sure there's nothing at all to worry about, no real problem, and you're worrying over nothing. So just confess! What... what did you say??! Nah... I don't believe you. That's such a funny joke. Ha ha! You can't be serious. No one really has THAT problem. There's just no way. That's just a myth...... oh, my!! Yours really is TINY!!! Oh, dear. You poor thing! My poor, poor, dear friend. Oh, it really can't be that bad. I'm sure some girl will really enjoy... you've never been able to penetrate a woman except with your fingers or tongue?? You've never had intercourse? Your penis doesn't even hang low, just sticks straight out even with an erection?? You can't use public changing rooms?? There must be something I can do... have you ever hand a handjob? Maybe I can show you what a true friendship is all about...