When I was about to eat greasy food with, I entered the room and saw on the table several jeans, cigarettes, matches. The idea came to me - to have fun. I took my jeans and began to write with a marker on them, so that they knew that I would crush them soon. Then the music started to play and I wanted to dance. I will rub the jeans on the chair and the floor and not worry at all that they will deteriorate. When I put out matches and cigarettes, the jeans caught fire, but this is not enough for me. I eat greasy food and also bake my jeans, then put on my shorts and pee on them and fart.