I'm all dressed up, ready for a night out with my friends when you show up in my room and say I'm not allowed to go out. What do you mean I'm not allowed to go out?!
You've got to stop being so freaking jealous! I'm not going to hook-up with any boys, I promise... Just stop being so paranoid! No, I'm not changing my outfit!
Alright, I know how to persuade you... I'll show you my butthole, okay? In exchange for that, you'll let me go out and have fun. No blowing up my phone with texts and calls, alright? Don't worry, my butthole is yours only. You're the only one who is allowed to se...

I'm all dressed up, ready for a night out with my friends when you show up in my room and say I'm not allowed to go out. What do you mean I'm not allowed to go out?!
You've got to stop being so freaking jealous! I'm not going to hook-up with any boys, I promise... Just stop being so paranoid! No, I'm not changing my outfit!
Alright, I know how to persuade you... I'll show you my butthole, okay? In exchange for that, you'll let me go out and have fun. No blowing up my phone with texts and calls, alright? Don't worry, my butthole is yours only. You're the only one who is allowed to see it. It's all yours. I promise I'll let you see it again as soon as I get back home from my night out...
Perhaps I'll let you lick it too... Remember when I let you do that? You loved it.... You're such a pervert!
Now it's time for me to go, see you later xx