My wife Alena comes downstairs where I am busy cleaning up a mess. Alena immediately starts to berate me and the lack of perceived progress. I try to explain to Alena that it is a big job, and I am working as hard as I can, but she doesn’t stop. As Alena continues to nag at me I finally have enough and grab some nearby duct tape. Now I have Alena tightly taped to a post in the basement. Of course, Alena is furious, so it is a good thing that I duct taped her mouth shut as well. I go about the business of cleaning the basement but must admit that the struggling Alena is doing is distracting.... Show more