Lovely Tomiko wanted to audition to be a magician's assistant, and she wanted to be the lady who ends up being sawed in half. The magician said he wanted to see her perform after looking her over. He had Tomiko dress in a short white nightie and then tied her down to a table with a buzzsaw aimed between her legs.

Tomiko was willing to act like the desperate lady in peril, and she did a wonderful job, of course. But when the saw began to spin apparently for real and kept getting closer, Tomiko began to worry. She looked over at the magician, who was rubbing his hands and laughing wi...

Lovely Tomiko wanted to audition to be a magician's assistant, and she wanted to be the lady who ends up being sawed in half. The magician said he wanted to see her perform after looking her over. He had Tomiko dress in a short white nightie and then tied her down to a table with a buzzsaw aimed between her legs.

Tomiko was willing to act like the desperate lady in peril, and she did a wonderful job, of course. But when the saw began to spin apparently for real and kept getting closer, Tomiko began to worry. She looked over at the magician, who was rubbing his hands and laughing wickedly.

This was a magic act, right? RIGHT?