Someday you too might be drooling, gasping and moaning for me. That's why I've established this school for sissies who want to turn into better sissies. And for girls who want to turn into mindless sluts. And for you, who is watching this, to get off to every second of it, as a first step.

First of all, I have to fix my sissy nicely. And what could be better than a few rolls of cling film and insulating tape?