"You come home from an event, after eating a little too much, and are extremely gassy from the foods you ate. You are wearing one of your shiny spandex with full back panties underneath. You sit on the sofa, ”legs crossed lady like style”, and proceed to rip the loudest longest bubbliest farts you ever had. Your step-son is in the room, and you’re not even the slightest bit embarrassed by him hearing your insane obnoxious blasts, and just laugh it off at first, then continue farting while apologizing to him. Your step-son is secretly turned on by your farts and refuses to leave. You have no...

"You come home from an event, after eating a little too much, and are extremely gassy from the foods you ate. You are wearing one of your shiny spandex with full back panties underneath. You sit on the sofa, ”legs crossed lady like style”, and proceed to rip the loudest longest bubbliest farts you ever had. Your step-son is in the room, and you’re not even the slightest bit embarrassed by him hearing your insane obnoxious blasts, and just laugh it off at first, then continue farting while apologizing to him. Your step-son is secretly turned on by your farts and refuses to leave. You have no idea that it turns him on, so you just continue to fart away. You’re playing on your phone the whole time switching legs sitting, and continue to rip the most musical farts you possibly can. Eventually towards the end, your step-son needs to go to the bathroom to jerk off. Again, you have no idea, so you continue to rip loud gulpy farts while he’s in the bathroom getting closer and closer to orgasm while listening to his step-mom fart in the living room."