I like the finer things in life. Top-shelf champagne, beautiful shoes, fine fur coats. I lay back in a brown fur coat, lined with luxurious chocolate brown satin, and show off my pretty French lace lingerie and nude pumps. Who pays for these things? YOU do! I show off my pretty little soles, the same soles that have you paying for my expensive hobbies. You are obsessed with them, mesmerized by them, and will pay anything I demand to worship them.
Bow down, piggy. Become my precious footpet.