I get home from work and find you sitting in my room, waiting for me, like the little creep you are. I show off my perfectly plump body that you will never get to touch, then leave to change for my date. I tell you to go and STAY GONE. Next, I sniff my stinky ballet flats and put them on the floor where you can clearly see the damage to their insoles while I have a quick nap. I swap to my high heels for my date. At the restaurant, I can't ignore how itchy my feet are. I try to scratch my itchy feet without my hot date noticing, even pretending to drop my fork so I can use it to rub inside m... Show more