You know how much I love to smoke, and I know you're addicted to watching my perfect lips pucker around a cigarette. Now I have a new plan for you...I'll smoke and you'll take my secondhand smoke! You'll inhale as I exhale, taking those "sloppy seconds" carcinogens and toxins deep into your lungs. I don't have an ashtray handy, so hold out your hand, palm up: I want you to be my ashtray! I'll drop my glowing ashes into your hands, and at the end I'll grind my butt into your palm. Are you sure you're ready to be my smoke slave?

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