Aw, it's so cute that you bought me a box of chocolates! I hope you didn't think that would get you in my pants. You see, I know your **little** secret...women talk about things like that. And believe me, I would never touch that pathetic little maggot dick of yours. You could buy me diamonds and it still wouldn't be enough to make me want your teenie weenie. You're so fucking pathetic! It's so easy to mock your pencil dick...and so much fun