"Here's the script: You come home from an event, after eating a little too much, and are extremely gassy from the foods you ate. You are wearing leggings with full back panties underneath. You sit on the sofa, ”legs crossed lady like style”, and proceed to rip the loudest longest bubbliest farts you ever had. Your step-son is in the room, and you’re not even the slightest bit embarrassed by him hearing your insane obnoxious blasts, and just laugh it off at first, then continue farting while apologizing to him. Your step-son is secretly turned on by your farts and refuses to leave. You have ... Show more