I'm glad you could make it in to the clinic for a thorough rectal exam! I'm going to put on my latex gloves, lube up this big speculum, and slide it into your asshole. Once it is in I am going to click it open as wide as possible so I can get all the way up in there. Just relax and let it stretch...

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