I have expensive tastes. Women like me do. That's why we talk to men like you...because you pay the bills. What, you didn't think I paid you any attention for your lame jokes and pudgy body, did you? Your money is my money. From the moment it hits your bank account, it is earmarked for me. You know it is, so why do you waste my time "considering your options"? Give me the fucking dollars, piggy. Prove your useless carcass to have a purpose. Pay me.

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