I'm no size queen, but I do require a bare minimum dick size to be happy. Your itty bitty weenie peenie just doesn't measure up! Let me explain to you in great detail all the ways that your small cock doesn't measure up, both aesthetically and sexually. I compare a tiny dildo I bought to the size of my favourite high heels, which makes clear exactly how little you have to offer a beautiful woman like me.

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