Naughty list again, huh? That’s why I’m here.. Santa’s Naughty Little Helper, magically appearing in your family’s bathroom. Whether you’re sneaking off alone or with your girlfriend, you can’t escape me. Listen closely to every word, every breath, and every... FART ????. Stroke yourself for me, taking in all of it. Don’t stop until you’ve emptied all that filthy, naughtiness. Maybe next year, I won’t have to track you down... or maybe I’ll enjoy doing it all over again..

Naughty list again, huh? That’s why I’m here.. Santa’s Naughty Little Helper, magically appearing in your family’s bathroom. Whether you’re sneaking off alone or with your girlfriend, you can’t escape me. Listen closely to every word, every breath, and every... FART ????. Stroke yourself for me, taking in all of it. Don’t stop until you’ve emptied all that filthy, naughtiness. Maybe next year, I won’t have to track you down... or maybe I’ll enjoy doing it all over again..