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So I've moved into the mountains and find myself doing a lot of walking. The soles on my shoes are easily and my socks stick together with stinky wetness. Seriously...they smell putrid.
I inhale my shoes and get lightheaded. My socks haven't been washed in days and when I sniff them, I gag. But I keep breathing in the scent.
Even with filthy shoes and socks, my feet are very clean and I wrinkle my soles and wiggle my toes now that they are free from their stench of a prison.