First he shows up late and then he can't even think of what he can be useful for. I show him my shoes and tell him about the dirt on them. The slave thinks they look extremely bad. We have exactly the same opinion on that. But when it comes to how to remove this dirt our ideas differ. Too bad for him that only my opinion counts and so he must lick my very dirty sneakers. Hopefully he has moistened them well because that's the only way to get the dirt off!

First he shows up late and then he can't even think of what he can be useful for. I show him my shoes and tell him about the dirt on them. The slave thinks they look extremely bad. We have exactly the same opinion on that. But when it comes to how to remove this dirt our ideas differ. Too bad for him that only my opinion counts and so he must lick my very dirty sneakers. Hopefully he has moistened them well because that's the only way to get the dirt off!