The more uncomfortable it is for you today, the happier it makes me! That's because I am sitting on you as your punishment. Does the hard denim feel uncomfortable on your face? That's good because I'm going to sit here until you've learned your lesson. I'll quickly take a photo of your ugly face. I could publish it and share it for discussion. Then at least you'd get some attention, because you sure shouldn't expect it from me...

The more uncomfortable it is for you today, the happier it makes me! That's because I am sitting on you as your punishment. Does the hard denim feel uncomfortable on your face? That's good because I'm going to sit here until you've learned your lesson. I'll quickly take a photo of your ugly face. I could publish it and share it for discussion. Then at least you'd get some attention, because you sure shouldn't expect it from me...