1. She Must Not Pee One of the things we've discovered about Jasmine over the years is that the way to get her past her peeing inhibitions is to get her so incredibly desperate to go that she can't resist the urge to go. This is an excellent case in point. Jasmine arrived early and we sat and chatted as we usually do, and while we chat she steadily chugs away at drinks. She always brings a large size iced tea and a medium size coffee; combined, these represent forty fluid ounces. She not infrequently drinks a pint bottle of water on her drive over since she spends half of her life parti...
1. She Must Not Pee One of the things we've discovered about Jasmine over the years is that the way to get her past her peeing inhibitions is to get her so incredibly desperate to go that she can't resist the urge to go. This is an excellent case in point. Jasmine arrived early and we sat and chatted as we usually do, and while we chat she steadily chugs away at drinks. She always brings a large size iced tea and a medium size coffee; combined, these represent forty fluid ounces. She not infrequently drinks a pint bottle of water on her drive over since she spends half of her life partially dehydrated, and she knows she has to pee a lot during the day. Jasmine is sitting up on the window ledge in her little white shorts, happily talking about all kinds of things, and then she stands up. She stops mid-sentence, grabs herself, and says, "Oh my God. I have to pee now!" She is told that is not an option, and we chain her ankle to the wood stove so that she can neither run to the bathroom, nor get into the dining area to pee herself. The camera starts recording, and hence from the outset, Jasmine is utterly frantic to pee. Her panic is clear, and she knows she absolutely cannot pee on the carpet, so she is in something of a jam. She begs and pleads for the ankle bracelet to be removed, but instead she is compelled to stand there and wait. In her chronic desperation, she offers to pee on me if it will save the carpet. Tempting as that might be, she still has to carry on waiting for relief. The worse part for her is when she is handed keys to unlock the ankle bracelet and none of them work. We are moments away from a golden shower in the living room and my wife is saying "absolutely not." Poor Jasmine. When she gets the right key and manages to get into the dining area, she pees a waterfall.
2. The Most Embarrassing Thing I've Ever Done It's every realtor's nightmare, turning up at a property for a showing, desperate to pee, only to find the toilet sealed up and in need of attention. Jasmine calls the office to find out what is going on, crossing her legs and looking anxious as she talks to her colleague. The colleague asks if Jasmine is concerned about the bathroom because she herself needs to use the facilities, but Jasmine denies this (it's again company policy, she knows that), pointing out that the client will want to know. After ending the call, Jasmine calculates how much time she has before the client arrives... ten minutes. Long enough. She makes her way to the back of the house, her desperation made worse by the rain. She pulls up her skirt, tugs down her tights and is about to remove her panties when a voice calls out. Damn it! He's early! Not daring to take the risk of being discovered with her panties down, Jasmine quickly pulls her tights back into place and lowers the hem of her skirt. She goes to meet the client and begins showing him around the outside of the property, trying to keep her frantic urge to pee under control. The client says he would like to go inside and use the bathroom, and Jasmine has to go through the agony of explaining that the bathroom is out of order, and that she really needs to pee too. The client does not seem to notice her predicament. He makes some excuse about looking around some of the property on his own, asking her to wait for him. Jasmine knows he is going to pee in the woods and wishes she could do the same. After waiting a minute and feeling like she is about to wet herself, Jasmine runs back to her car, opens the door, lifts her skirt, pulls her underwear down and is just about to pee when the client comes back, calling her. She has to abort for a second time. Now she is bursting. As she shows the man around the house, she takes every opportunity to squirm when his back is turned. Finally, he decides to go and look at the basement alone, giving Jasmine the chance to do something about her overfull bladder. She says she is just going to wash her hands and dashes into the bathroom. She sees only one option - she will have to pee in the bath tub! She lifts her skirt and pulls her panties down yet again, dropping onto the side of the bath, finally able to get relief. She is utterly mortified when the client pushes open the bathroom door to talk to her while she is still peeing.
