I had to pick up this fuckwad in Escambia County. From the looks of it, there's nothing legal to do there except get tattoos and punch concrete walls. But, hey, it was a nice road trip on the way up. Once I took possession of our newest resident, it all went downhill. The dumbass snuck out and got another tat in the middle of the night! I can't say that I was surprised, this guy is like a wild that needs to be tamed. Step one in the domestication process is waking the fucker up and showing him who is in control.

He was only half undressed, so I helped him get all his clothes off. T... Show more