There's a saying that the grit in an oyster eventually turns into a pearl. Well, sometimes I wonder how much grit is in a pile of garbage, because all of us House Managers must have a heck-ton of pearls stored up for us in heaven for dealing with these imbeciles. Even so, we try to cultivate the pearl in each and every one of these no-good louses. This one got caught with some paraphenalia, and since I hadn't had a go at him, I decided to give it to him good. Little did I know when I started what a pound-down this guy would be getting.

He sucks dick like a champ, so I'm sensing a l... Show more