SO I GET THESE REQUEST PRETTY OFTEN TO SOMEHOW DESTROY AND DEVOUR MEAT! APPARENTLY A LOT OF MEN (AND WOMEN I AM SURE) RESENT THE MALE REPRODUCTIVE ORGAN AND WISH TO SEE IT CRUSHED, STOMPED, COOKED, BURNED, AGAIN DESTROYED. I FIGURED, WHAT THE HELL, WHY NOT..WHY NOT SABOTAGE SOME SAUSAGE. I FIRED UP THE GRILL AND ROASTED SOME PORK...NOT ONLY DID I CHARCOAL SOME MEAT BUT I RUINED AND DEFACED SOME TOO. I PITCH-FORKED SOME LARGE LINKS AND BASHED SOME WIENERS ON THE CONCRETE. YOU CAN TELL BY MY MASSIVELY LARGE BODY (AND SCRUMPTIOUS ASS AND LEGS) THAT BEING ERADICATED BY ME WOULD BE DESTRUCTIVE TO S... Show more