I RUN A VERY EXCLUSIVE LIBRARY; THE SELECTION OF BOOKS ARE VINTAGE, RARE AND ALWAYS HAVE A WAITING LIST. THE SELECT MEMBERS HAVE TO PAY A HEFTY PENALTY HENCE THE BOOKS ARE RETURNED LATE. I AM NOT SURE WHAT ENTICED YOU TO BE SO OVER DUE WITH YOUR BOOKS BUT THE FEE IS GOING TO BE TO OUTRAGEOUS FOR YOU TO AFFORD. THE ONLY ALTERNATIVE I CAN PROVIDE AS THE LIBRARIAN IS FOR YOU TO OIL DOWN MY VOLUPTUOUS MUSCLES. CONSIDERING THE FEE OF OVER DUE BOOKS IS 50 GRAND, I AM SURE THE RUB DOWN IS YOUR BEST OPTION. PLUS, IN THE PAST YOU HAVE NOTICED MY BICEPS AND BIG ASS..I REMEMBER ONE TIME YOU INAPPROPRIATE... Show more