Custom: My wife is so plain and dull, I can no longer get it up for her. She thinks I have Erectile Dysfunction (ED). She makes an appointment with a doctor to have my 'equipment' checked. She is right to a certain extent -I can't get hard for her at all and I no longer want to have sex at least with her. You are the doctor's secret weapon. You can cure any man of ED just by walking in to the room.