Hey fatty. This is a genius concept I’ve come up with. First of all, your fat, ugly and disgusting to look at. Gross. Also, I enjoy taking your money. So I have a plan for you. I’m putting you on a diet plan that is going to help you shed pounds off your body and your bank account! Now you’ll be slightly less disturbing to look at, and I will be even more rich.

Hey fatty. This is a genius concept I’ve come up with. First of all, your fat, ugly and disgusting to look at. Gross. Also, I enjoy taking your money. So I have a plan for you. I’m putting you on a diet plan that is going to help you shed pounds off your body and your bank account! Now you’ll be slightly less disturbing to look at, and I will be even more rich.