Jasper and I were sooo bored at the house today, we had already done all of the usual stuff so I suggested we bring up one of the newbie slaves from the basement and test his limits a little. I brought out the one who looked like he had the most life left in him, the one who looked like he still had a sparkle in his eye. I knew this idiot was the perfect one to when he smiled at me while I was picking slaves. It needed to be taught a lesson about smiling without my permission. Jasper and I had SO much fun wiping the smile off of its ugly face