I invited you over because I KNOW you want to be in my mouth. Of course you are bigger than me.... but I can fix that. You're standing here watching me eat my snack and you REALLY want me to shrink you and put you in my mouth. You know that will make you MY food right? You want to be in my mouth? You want to be my food? I won't chew you and make it hurt... just swim around in my spit. I'll slosh you around and you will bump around my mouth and teeth and slide on my tongue. Now, I can't be responsible for what happens when you go down my throat. That is beyond my control! I bet you will tast...

I invited you over because I KNOW you want to be in my mouth. Of course you are bigger than me.... but I can fix that. You're standing here watching me eat my snack and you REALLY want me to shrink you and put you in my mouth. You know that will make you MY food right? You want to be in my mouth? You want to be my food? I won't chew you and make it hurt... just swim around in my spit. I'll slosh you around and you will bump around my mouth and teeth and slide on my tongue. Now, I can't be responsible for what happens when you go down my throat. That is beyond my control! I bet you will taste good.