These socks are dirty. I want you to smell them. They have been soaking up all my sweat and now they are damp. You see the dirt on the bottom? You need to have your face close to them. You are a dirty sock sniffer. You want these gross socks right on your face.

These socks are dirty. I want you to smell them. They have been soaking up all my sweat and now they are damp. You see the dirt on the bottom? You need to have your face close to them. You are a dirty sock sniffer. You want these gross socks right on your face.