It's the holiest day of the year. The Birthday of Goddess Bunny. It's time to get down and worship properly. Bow down and stare up at perfection. Know that this day is the most important day in your life. You exist to serve me. You are a slave and nothing more. You will sacrifice your life to give in to my commands. Say Happy Birthday Goddess Bunny.

It's the holiest day of the year. The Birthday of Goddess Bunny. It's time to get down and worship properly. Bow down and stare up at perfection. Know that this day is the most important day in your life. You exist to serve me. You are a slave and nothing more. You will sacrifice your life to give in to my commands. Say Happy Birthday Goddess Bunny.