You have one goal and that goal is to jerk your life away. You many think that you already spend too much time jerking but I want you to step it up. When I say jerk your life away I mean jerk your life away! Gooning and jerking is way easier than lifes bullshit anyway so this is going to be super easy. I am going to turn you into a full time jerk-a-holic. Some would call you a loser for jerking your life away but I encourage it!