Request:

In this scenario you’re my boss, and I’m one of your most loyal and trusted employees (also a bit of a simp). You call me in because you’re stressed TF out and the stupid fucking janitor threw away your stress ball! I ask if there’s anything I can do to help, “not unless you have another stress ball or something I can squeeze. I guess I called you in here to vent... hey wait, I have an idea actually! You can totally say no! cause I know this gonna sound weird and it is asking a lot but... I need a ball to squeeze, and you happen to have two between your legs...... Show more