Are you as fun and kinky as I think you are? I know your wife is away from the house right now and I also know that you are ready to jerk your dick to some gay porn! I want you to turn it on and grab her dildo and fuck your ass with it. If she doesn't have one then grab pair of her feels, now get dress up in her lingerie and slide it on. Your wife has 0 idea that you are a gay sissy faggot I am going to turn you into such a big one! Now be a good slut and go play while she is away.