You're not the lingerie type of person. You love the way it looks, sure, but nothing gets you more aroused than a hot, tight, in some sexy denim shorts. Seeing me flaunt my ass in them gets your dick so hard, you have no choice but to whip your cock out and start stroking to the sight. You love all of the denim that I wear, so much to the point that you'd be more than willing to buy me more denim to flaunt for you. You'd like that a lot, wouldn't you? Well then I'm sure you're going to be the goodest of boys and start funding them.