It's the weekend, beta! You know what that means? Getting it on with the only thing you can; the very object you lay your pathetic head on every single night. How does it feel knowing your pillow is the only thing you can put your dick in? Have you finally accepted your fate as a pathetic beta loser? You'll get off just watching me stroke and hump my pillow, laughing at your misery as you squirm and twitch in your chair ready to grab the nearest pillow.