Welcome to your new Weekly Loser Tax. $25 every week for being a total loser! An easy way for you to pay even more money. So nice of me, I know. $25/week, $100/month, $1200/year if you're a good little obedient loser for Princess and buy every sexy bikini tease clip. I have soooo many losers and its all going to add up while I laugh my way to the bank. Don't miss your chance to pay too! If being called a loser makes you horny, you must pay this tax!