I stand in front of the mirror finishing up my makeup when you walk through the door. I am dressed to klll in this new dress I bought with your credit card. It's Valentines Day and you want nothing more than to be like a normal couple, but your bubble is bursted when I tell you I have a hot date with your best friend. We are going to enjoy this lovers holiday as you sit at home waiting by the door for me to return. Don't worry, I will bring you home a nice treat!