It was so nice of you to stay after to help me clean up. I noticed you and your wife weren't getting along and I also noticed that you couldn't keep your eyes off of me the whole time. I bet it's been a while since the 2 of you had any sort of physical contact. Tell you what...I'll help you out and spice up your sex life if you agree to be only mine. That means you can not and will not touch your wife ever again...what do you say?!