Happy Valentines Day my dirty sinner! Today you are going to spend the day with the one that truly matters in your life- ME! We will take a stroll down memory lane- from the first day we locked eyes, to the first seed you spilt for me, to the first argument I caused you and your wife/gf to have, to the downward spiral your relationship has undergone, to more seeds spilt, to this very beautiful day! You will always be mine.