Thursday is my birthday and I plan to drain you all week long, starting with this birthday goon game! The rules are simple: it is your job to pause this video on an amount as it is dropping so you avoid having to pay the $100 gooner fee. If you get caught staring and forget to pause entirely (which you will), you will end up paying triple! Once you pause it's game over and you can not see the rest. Good luck gooner boy.