I'm afraid I've got some bad news. After all these years of you being my slave, I've decided I am calling it quits and going about my life without you. But before I leave I did want to leave you with a parting gift! No...this key doesn't represent your freedom...listen closely...*Flush down the toilet it goes* You will now always have your denial to remember me by. Aren't I just a peach?!?!