Bless me step-father for I have sinned, I have been a very bad girl and need the devil spanked out of me. I have seduced step-daddy, my step-brother and every other male that has crossed my path into getting what I want. What?! I can't be forgiven?! Oh step-father you are so silly! Now I am going to make you give me that holy rod of god!! You can use your holy water to jack off with.