I knew youd be down any moment to see what I was doing. Those wondering eyes are going to cause your ruin step-daddie dearest! Mommies been looking for an excuse to get rid of you and so have I, so when your horny eyes glaze upon my ass once again its over! I shrink you down and place you on the cutting board and continue on with cooking my meal. Your a few minutes away from being stir fried and eaten!

*Some taboo subjects