The morning paper has arrived and last nights scuffle has made it to the cover! I toss the paper onto the table where you, my boyfriend is sitting and ask if you recognizes the doofus on the front page. Its the loser you beat down months ago at the beach for trying to hit on me. You question my smirk and I admit, I did it. I beat him to de ath with my f1st, using the punching techniques you taught me! I go into great detail about what caused it and how I did it. I even hold up a trophy, one of his teeth and tell you I feel bad for the next man that looks at me the wrong way! "You don't have a ... Show more