Custom: So you were at the beach, wearing your little pink string bikini, looking insanely hot, and I came onto you. What a fucking creep. And what's worse, I was naked. You describe how disgusted you were: I'm tall and muscular, but you hate guys who look like they work out all day at the gym, checking out their abs in the mirror. “And shaving off all your body hair: what, you think it makes your dick look bigger? I got news for you, buddy. It doesn't.” You told me to get lost but I couldn't take a hint. I kept trying to grab your glorious ass. What I didn't know was your boyfriend was swimmi... Show more