Sweetie sit down we need to have a talk. You are not in trouble but I do know you have been in my lingerie drawer. Don’t be embarrassed sweetheart, it is only natural. You are at the age where you are curious about girls and well since I am the only girl in the house here we are. Mo-mmy is going to make sure she is your favorite girl forever! Keep stroking sweetheart and repeat after me: “there's no place like home. There's no one like!”