Its parent teacher night and I have a sit down with my sons math teacher. "Ive received your notice explaining to me that my step-son does not listen in class, he is always goofing off and his grades have dropped to the point that he is not going to pass." As Im staring into your eyes I cant help but notice that every time I talk you stare at my lips...so I purposely drop my pen so I can glance over at your pants. Well, what do you know! You have a raging boner!!! Being the protective step-mother that I am I use the next 5 minutes of our sit down to my advantage!