You are here because you have some sins you want to confess- like jacking off over your lap top every single day. You need to feed that greed! Once a sinner, always a sinner and I.... well, I am not like the rest of them. I know there is no saving you and so I am just here to collect! Collect your soul and your worship puddles! On your knees now, you will worship and jack off exactly how I say.