Are you absolutely SURE you have to quit right now?! Positive?!?? Well what are you doing still sitting there starring at me?? I'll give you 5 seconds to shut this off and turn away...5..4..3..2...*removes robe*...1....

You are so predictable! You can always try to flee your pathetic life of porn loser, but know I will always be right here to get you right back in to it!

Time to relapse bitch.