Im getting ready to go out with My girlfriends as I glance over and see you peeking in- You jerk! You have been gawking over Me for as long as I can remember! Well news flash loser: you will never get girls as hot as Me! Youll never get a girl period. But I will take advantage of you and tease you ;) This is going to be the most expensive stroke of your life! You will agree to pay all the bills and pay My luxurious lifestyle! Now whip it out dork and start stroking!